Crazy Sage
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Q: How many Frenchman does it take to guard Paris?
A: Nobody knows, its never been tried before.

Q : Ok, what did the Frenchman say when the Germans invaded France in W.W. II?
A: "Table for 100,000 monsieur?

Q : What Does "Maginot Line" mean in French?
A : "Speed bump ahead"

Q : How can you identify a French war veteran?
A : He's the one with sunburned armpits.

Q : Why do the French call it the "foreign legion?"
A : They couldn't find any French to join!

Q : How many gears in a French tank?
A: Six: five reverse and one forward, in case they are attacked from behind.

Q : Why don't the French really want the US to attack Iraq?
A : They don't want their record for surrender broken.

Q : What is the most useful thing in the French Army?
A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war.

Q : Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A : Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

Q :What do you call a French fighter coming to the rescue of American and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert?
A : Mirage

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